n. A prophet or interpreter.
v. To suggest what will happen in the future.
J-Dawg pulled Li'l Skippa' to the ground a full 5 seconds before the Street Boyz gang could off him in a drive-by:
"You'se a fuckin' augur, J-dawg," said Skippa' in utmost appreciation.
Lead singer for the American rock group Journey.
Voice of pure gold with a heart to match.
Sweet, caring, kind, charming, loves his fans.
Has a beautifulwife named Lydia who is just as, if not more, wonderful than he is.
Former lead singer for Tall Stories & Tyketto.
"If you want to hear the voice of an angel, you got to listen to Steve Augeri."
The act of drilling the cornchute of a ready and willing male or female sexual partner.
Steven: How as your date last night with Rachel Bro!!!!
David: It was hotyo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!
A British warship that was only famous because it was attacked by the pineapple pirates; a group of deranged individuals who were after pineapples that harvested goods. Unfortunately no such pineapples existed.
"Hey look, it is the pineapplepirates, they have come to take our fruits!" -- Captain of The Augury
An outpost in the desert in the MMRPG Guild Wars. There you will most likely find a necromancer sitting in front of where you go to be ascended. He doesn't share his seat but he is rather nice.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.