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Going Six Attackers 

The male equivalent of "Pulling the Goalie". Removing the condom and cumming inside of a girl, without her knowledge.
Me: That girl just asked me to go home with her.

Friend: She is so hot. You should get her pregnant.

Me: Yeah, I am definitely going six attackers tonight.
Going Six Attackers by Rodey February 12, 2010

I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly
Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"
Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019

Attackism 

Attackism is when you are online and someone suddenly attacks you.
Person 1:FUCK U NOOB
Person 2: great. I’m now a victim of Attackism
Attackism by Kill yourselves September 6, 2018

Peanut Butter attacks 

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

crack-attacker 

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
crack-attacker by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013