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Attack On Titans 

If you have watched of have heard of Anime, you have heard of AoT.
The Anime that takes 5 fucking years for a season 2 and season 3 thaa will probably be delayed a good 2 years.

If he doesn't have a name, it's 95% chance of death
He has a name and isnt the main character? 60% chance of death!
Person 1 : Man! Marco is sooo cool! I'm only Attack on Titans because of him!!
Person 2 : *Remembers episode 13* Yup...mmhmp *Sips coffee*
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Did you watch Attack On Titans?

A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
Person 1- Did you watch Attack On Titans?
Person 2- Sure man, let me get the boys.

Attack on titan 

A show full of blood and tears. Don't get attached to anyone because they will die.
Have you seen the new attack on titan episode this week?
Attack on titan by Starlight2881 August 13, 2017

Attack On Titan 

A show that continously rips your heart out and leaves you crying in your room for hours.
The fan base is shit, but it's good shit, and everyone is high trying to make memes since the show is so sad
Before watching Attack On Titan, one must prepare a box of tissues

Attack on titan 

An anime that will give you depression and trust issues because everyone is dead and isayama hates us.
Person 1: “I just watched episode 67 of attack on titan”
Person 2: “have fun in therapy”

Attack on Titan 

Y'know, SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DIE JAGER!!!!!
Attack on Titan by Otaku_Unikitties September 3, 2016

Attack on Titan 

One of the best anime shows of the year 2013 by production I.G. The graphics and atmosphere will blow your minds out but the theme has raised debates. It's one of those shows where tons of people die in battles, including your favorite ones, so if you really hate that, you might not want to watch it.

I'm not gonna give out any kind of spoilers, not even the summary, because it's more fun to watch if you don't have any idea about what you're going to see. If you're that eager for a summary, go read the wikipedia page.
Dude 1: Yo, checked out Attack on Titan yet?
Dude 2: I told you I can't stand the horror genre.
Dude 1: Too bad man, you have no clue what you're missing.
Attack on Titan by klaxon September 16, 2013