Athileptic

An athileptic is a person that believes they possess great athletic skills, but their in-game performance more closely resembles an epileptic seizure.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Tyrone: I thought you said Mike could play?

Petey: He said he could.

Tyrone: Looks athileptic to me.

Petey: I won't pick him up next week.

Athileptic by acehole2 October 10, 2011

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

A close encounter of the athletic kind by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

sneaky athleticism 

A term used to describe white athletes who don’t look athletic, especially quarterbacks by sports commentators.

I like Jared Goff as an NFL quarterback. He’s got poise in the pocket and he’s got sneaky athleticism.

sneaky athleticism by Warpedaxis November 28, 2019

athletic trainer 

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.

athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.

athletic trainer by atc December 16, 2005

athletic dent 

Wdwhen your ass is so flat that it almost inverts into itsself creating a dent from athleticism.

omg white bitches at my school think they have fatties when they really have the athletic dent.

athletic dent by peyton solomine July 6, 2017

Athletic Video Gamer 

A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers

I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?

Athletic Video Gamer by dtkgaming January 22, 2020