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AthenaHealth 

The most expensive and shitty EMR service and billing service company on earth.
My hospital just signed up for athenahealth, now we are bankrupt.
AthenaHealth by LCAlum March 27, 2022

Athens 2004 

The name of the modern Olympic games of the XXVIII Olympiad held in Athens, Greece 13-29 August 2004.

Seen as the homecoming of the global sporting and cultural event. After delays and setbacks, the Greek organisers managed to complete and stage the greatest and safest games the world has ever seen.
Who would have believed that the Athens 2004 Olympics would be the best Olympics ever!!! Sorry Sydney, you guys still get silver however.
Athens 2004 by poja August 11, 2004

athenahealth 

The most expensive EMR, EHR, and PM system. If you need anything from them, you have to submit a ticket and wait 10 days to hear back.
I almost got suckered into buying athenahealth. What a mistake that would have been.
athenahealth by cernerepic January 6, 2022

Athens Trident 

The Athens Trident is when three guys are laying side-by-side. The man in the middle is on his side. The man posterior to him eats his ass while the man anterior to him gives him head. This forms the shape of a trident.
Yo, my boy and I are doing an Athens trident tonight. You want to be the middle man?
Athens Trident by Biggest of Dawgs September 29, 2021
She is the best person you will you will ever meet
She's hot, Nice, Outgoing, Has a good butt, Will sure make you laugh and is a man magnet.
It is a blessing to be friends with you and you will fall under a spell if you can date her
Theres not a time she will make you cry she will brighten your day if you can spend it with her. She is a goddess and you will cry if she cries because her cry is so beautiful. She's beautiful from the inside out. She's crazy, awesome, beautiful, and probably greek! She's great at cuddling and talks very brightly. She can sometimes say something that isn't well thought out but thats the cuteness of her! I would highly recommend being friends/dating her
"Athena is the thing I think of when I need my happy place"
"I was sad when I woke up but then Athena crossed my mind"
"Athena is as cute as a kitten in a shoebox'
Athena by John Kotoponosis February 6, 2017

Athanasia 

Athanasia is a greek name for a female and means immortality in english. Nasia is a shortcut of Athanasia. Athanasia is caring and loveable person. You can find a sassiness from her and she's the best listener you can find.
- Hey, what's your name?
- Immortality
- Wait what?
- I'm Athanasia
Athanasia by Barakarth June 23, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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