asuma
The second most hot sensei of naruto, he is always smoking he is dating that girl with red eyes that wears an ugly dress, he is the sensei of shikamaru chouji and ino her favorite is shikamaru
asuma by Natsuki4680 July 8, 2015
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Asuma Kousuke
Asuma Kousuke is a stage actor and acts as Oikawa Tooru from Haikyuu Hyper Projection Stageplay
He is LITERALLY the 3d version of Oikawa Toruu
He is LITERALLY the 3d version of Oikawa Toruu
-Hey, you know how cosplayers don't like getting compared to anime characters?
-Yeah, they keep saying “Im my own person stop comparing me to them blah blah”
-THEN THERE’s THIS LITTLE BITCH NAMED
Asuma Kousuke
The real life Oikawa Toruu
-Yeah, they keep saying “Im my own person stop comparing me to them blah blah”
-THEN THERE’s THIS LITTLE BITCH NAMED
Asuma Kousuke
The real life Oikawa Toruu
Asuma Kousuke by Baki baki ni oreeee~ May 20, 2021
Sarutobi Asuma
Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.
Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009
yugo asuma
phenomenal singer. sweetest voice for a guy. kouhai. baka~. have you heard him sing ppl happy birthday.
yugo asuma by your local traitor April 17, 2022
yugo asuma
the sexy fanservice meat showing genki kusogaki tensai rockstar dj with the sweetest laugh and smile. his beautiful voice can either save your life or bring you to heaven. hes very adorable and sweet and loves milkshakes, but dont be deceived by his wholesomeness because he is far from pure. he sucks at driving but id let him crash my car anyday. he also loves playing with the heartstrings of his fans, is a huge flirt and loves kisses and bytches. overall best boy
yugo asuma by rcknrll October 3, 2022
rantaro assmami
Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
rantaro assmami by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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