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The second most hot sensei of naruto, he is always smoking he is dating that girl with red eyes that wears an ugly dress, he is the sensei of shikamaru chouji and ino her favorite is shikamaru
So bad I think asuma is going to die in naruto shippuden
asuma by Natsuki4680 July 8, 2015
Words you can keep
NO FUCKING WAY BRO! WHAT!?
Hym "This can't be real! Asuma? This has managed to subvert every expectation I've had! I will never be able to me assumptions about the shows I'm watching ever again! Are you kidding me!? This is one of the single greatest shows I've ever seen!"
Asuma by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Asuma Kousuke

Asuma Kousuke is a stage actor and acts as Oikawa Tooru from Haikyuu Hyper Projection Stageplay

He is LITERALLY the 3d version of Oikawa Toruu
-Hey, you know how cosplayers don't like getting compared to anime characters?
-Yeah, they keep saying “Im my own person stop comparing me to them blah blah
-THEN THERE’s THIS LITTLE BITCH NAMED
Asuma Kousuke
The real life Oikawa Toruu

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.
"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.
Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

yugo asuma 

phenomenal singer. sweetest voice for a guy. kouhai. baka~. have you heard him sing ppl happy birthday.
yugo asuma is underated and a super cool dj.
yugo asuma by your local traitor April 17, 2022

yugo asuma 

the sexy fanservice meat showing genki kusogaki tensai rockstar dj with the sweetest laugh and smile. his beautiful voice can either save your life or bring you to heaven. hes very adorable and sweet and loves milkshakes, but dont be deceived by his wholesomeness because he is far from pure. he sucks at driving but id let him crash my car anyday. he also loves playing with the heartstrings of his fans, is a huge flirt and loves kisses and bytches. overall best boy
Yugo Asuma, will you marry me?
yugo asuma by rcknrll October 3, 2022

rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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