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Astrobastard 

1. The same thing as a Fuckernaut.

2. A dumbass lost in lala land
Man is that guy a good astrobastard or what?

astrobating 

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.
"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"
astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

AstroLost 

The infinately great ammount of unknowledge that leads someone to be baffled for eternity, in the span of each moment that passes.
KKKam is as lost as an aborted 20 year old.
AstroLost by Dustin Belleau June 19, 2004

Astrobate 

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.
Astrobate by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

Astrobattle 

1.An old school asteroid game made new with componets and modules including, battery,micro reactor,lite cannon,heavy cannon,electronic beam,riffle, bride for the crew and trusses made out of Titanium and steel.
2. a game that features player made ships and multiplayer options.
"astrobattle is decent creative game"
Astrobattle by someone June 21, 2004

Astrobate 

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.
when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.
Astrobate by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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