astrobass

1) Another way of saying a big lower behind, also known as the butt or booty.

2) When someone says something they say is true, but say it just to boast.

1)“Get your astrobass over here!”
2)”The story Sarah told us that was about her winning 1st place was cool, but I can tell it was astrobass.”

by EmdyP January 9, 2019

Astroballs

The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.

I can't believe you did that. Doing that required some fucking Astroballs.

by Jackamabob September 1, 2009

Astrobastard

1. The same thing as a Fuckernaut.

2. A dumbass lost in lala land

Man is that guy a good astrobastard or what?

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 9, 2007

astrobating

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

astropiss

Pissing from a higher platform, to a lower ground. This gives the piss hang time in the air before it hits the ground

Jimmy was on the roof and couldn't get down, so he just astropissed onto the driveway.

by JohnathanB September 25, 2008

Astroballas

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by astroballas May 26, 2010

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016