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astrobass 

1) Another way of saying a big lower behind, also known as the butt or booty.

2) When someone says something they say is true, but say it just to boast.
1)“Get your astrobass over here!”
2)”The story Sarah told us that was about her winning 1st place was cool, but I can tell it was astrobass.”
astrobass by EmdyP January 9, 2019
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Astroballs 

The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.
I can't believe you did that. Doing that required some fucking Astroballs.
Astroballs by Jackamabob September 1, 2009

Astrobastard 

1. The same thing as a Fuckernaut.

2. A dumbass lost in lala land
Man is that guy a good astrobastard or what?

astrobating 

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.
"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"
astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

astropiss 

Pissing from a higher platform, to a lower ground. This gives the piss hang time in the air before it hits the ground
Jimmy was on the roof and couldn't get down, so he just astropissed onto the driveway.
astropiss by JohnathanB September 25, 2008

Astroballas 

Astroballas are an amazing band!
not very known, but will be soon
dont you worry about that!
join our facebook fan page!
just type astroballas (: duh!

yaa!

hottties, baaabes! ;) haha
OMFG YA!! ASTROBALLAS! THEY'RE AWEEESOME!
Astroballas by astroballas May 26, 2010

Astrobate 

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.
Astrobate by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016
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