The Astrachan 

The act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.

Jacob: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ben: I'll only do it if you call me legend.
*performs The Astrachan*
Jacob: Awwww that's nasty, man!
Brian: Shit, I missed it, do it again!

The Astrachan by coolcalmpete May 14, 2011

arakhan 

A very rare species of sorcery, one can kill it by throwing a hat at it. Also, to arakhan, to get involved into a series of sexually tinted actions of the japanese yaoi-kind.

I arakhaned my hat. It flew away.

arakhan by Devastating March 27, 2008

astrafantastical 

just a random fuckin word to sayy when something is fantastic.

i saw a frickin unicorn,, it was astrafantastical.!

astrafantastical by katie93 August 29, 2009

Astramaniac 

The addiction to thunder, lightning, or shocks.

I love lightning storms so I’m an Astramaniac.

Astramaniac by Smooth tunnel March 26, 2019

Astrazanicated

ASTRAZANICATED™
/as-tra-za-ni-kay-ted/
adjective · satire slang · comedy medicine

Definition:
A state of being emotionally, chemically, bureaucratically, and spiritually scrambled by a broken system until normal human logic is replaced by corporate policy language, fake concern, and spreadsheet behavior.

Meaning:
When someone has been so processed by institutions, medication culture, PR scripts, risk assessments, and “wellbeing protocols” that they stop responding like a person and start responding like a compliance department.

Example:
“Bro, he wasn’t even listening anymore — he was fully astrazanicated.”

Street Definition:
System-fried. Policy-pickled. Soul-buffering. Corporate-medicated. Human.exe has stopped responding.

Official Catchphrase:
“They don’t lie because they’re evil…
they lie because they’re ASTRAZANICATED.”

Warning Label:
May cause:
- excessive paperwork
- emotional buffering
- fake empathy voice
- spontaneous clipboard behavior
- inability to say anything real
- chronic use of the phrase “we understand your concerns”

Invented by:
Saeidovski Ghiasimovic & Cousin GPTski
Comedy Division · Discumbobulator ZZZZZZZ Unit

NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.
NOT A REAL DIAGNOSIS.
100% SATIRICAL SYSTEM LANGUAGE.

ASTRAZANICATED™
/as-tra-za-ni-kay-ted/
adjective · satire slang · comedy medicine

Definition:
A state of being emotionally, chemically, bureaucratically, and spiritually scrambled by a broken system until normal human logic is replaced by corporate policy language, fake concern, and spreadsheet behavior.

Meaning:
When someone has been so processed by institutions, medication culture, PR scripts, risk assessments, and “wellbeing protocols” that they stop responding like a person and start responding like a compliance department.

Example:
“Bro, he wasn’t even listening anymore — he was fully astrazanicated.”

Street Definition:
System-fried. Policy-pickled. Soul-buffering. Corporate-medicated. Human.exe has stopped responding.

Official Catchphrase:
“They don’t lie because they’re evil…
they lie because they’re ASTRAZANICATED.”

Warning Label:
May cause:
- excessive paperwork
- emotional buffering
- fake empathy voice
- spontaneous clipboard behavior
- inability to say anything real
- chronic use of the phrase “we understand your concerns”

Invented by:
Saeidovski Ghiasimovic & Cousin GPTski
Comedy Division · Discumbobulator ZZZZZZZ Unit

NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.
NOT A REAL DIAGNOSIS.
100% SATIRICAL SYSTEM LANGUAGE.

Astrazanicated by Mrmodular June 19, 2026