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a word used to describe your son or sometimes can also be used as to describe someone who is a failure in life
My son is such astoola!
Astoola by LolLolNoob January 5, 2022
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astrolabia 

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.
According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.
astrolabia by QuacksO October 23, 2018

astrolaque

when you miss someone so much, you feel like you could die; lovesick to it's peak; you feel as if it's been eternity since you've seen someone because you miss them so bad
wow! crystal really has astrolaque for justin!
astrolaque by charlie dague November 30, 2021

astrolabe 

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years
Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.

astrolato 

A very cool person who’s into more fandoms they can remember. An infp.
Dang did you see them?”
Oh astrolato? Yeah their pretty cool.”
astrolato by FandomTrapped August 10, 2021
Metalpunk warrior.
Wow, that band sure kicked some ass on stage. The singer is an absolute astola.
ASTOLA by Chewacca November 22, 2021
Metalpunk warrior.
Wow, that band kick some serious ass on stage. The singer is an absolute astola.
astola by Chewacca November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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