Assylum seeker
Assylum seeker by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
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people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too
assylum seeker by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004
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supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
Asylum Seeker by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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asylum seeker flasher by mrs tosser November 18, 2025
Business class asylum seeker
Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
Business class asylum seeker by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Asylum Seekers
A enthusiasm used by the woke far-left democratic fake-news media when referring to the massive illegal law-breaking criminal illegal immigrants invading the open southern borders of the United States of America, thanks to the incompetent child sniffing kid touching pedo president sleepy Joe Biden. Illegal law-breaking immigrants are absolutely NOT asylum seekers, since none of them are escaping any political persecution, nor are they being displaced due to any kind of war or violence. They are just poor. That's it. They're leaving they're nasty shit hole countries and invading the United States because they're poor, and the democratic far-left woke political party currently in power is encouraging and inviting them and providing them with free money, free housing, free food, free medicare, free clothes, free laundry, virtually EVERYTHING they need at the expense of the American tax payer's pocket.
"Asylum Seekers?! They're fucken criminal illegal immigrants taking all the shit that should be for us! Kid sniffing pedo President Biden is a scumbag, ESPECIALLY since he sniffs and touches children... ON CAMERA! WE ALL SEEN IT! GET THE KID SNIFFING PEDO OUTTA HERE!"
Asylum Seekers by 🌴Koopa High🌴 February 4, 2024