Assumolate 

"Assumolate" is a portmanteau of the words "assume" and "extrapolate".

Assumolate (v.)(uh-SOOME-oh-late; uh-late): To make an assumption about something, and then to make inferences & extrapolations BASED PURELY on that assumption.

Ex. #1

Girl #1: "I know he's going to leave me."
Girl #2: "WHAAT?? What makes you think that??? I thought you guys just had a great time in Ontario?"
Girl #1: "Yeah, we did, but there was this one point where he said he wished he hadn't left his favorite gloves at home, and there was a look in his eyes when he said it that said what he was REALLY saying was that I should've brought them, and that he thinks it's my fault, and he thinks that I'm forgetful & that I'm an idiot, and that now, because of that, he can't consider me suitable wife material because if I'm THAT forgetful about his favorite gloves, HOW CAN I BE TRUSTED TO NOT BE THAT FORGETFUL ABOUT OUR CHILD, and he'll leave me."
Girl #1: "Calm down & stop assumolating..........I'm sure it wasn't that serious."

Ex. #2

Guy #1: "Bro, I KNOW she's into me. Look: two days ago, she smiled at me. Then yesterday, she walked by, and tried to SHYLY touch my hand."
Guy #2: "Bruh, 1) she wasn't smiling at you, she was smiling at Erica, who HAPPENED to be standing near us, BECAUSE SHE WAS TALKING TO US, and 2) she didn't 'touch your hand', she was walking down the hallway, and that linebacker chic from Home Room bumped into her and her hand accidentally touched yours as a result. Don't get crazy bro. Stop assumolating."

Assumolate by cloud4xL November 14, 2018

assimilatex 

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.

You will be assimilatex.

assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010

you will be assimilated 

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

you will be assimilated by TokJK September 8, 2006

Assimilate 

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

Assimilate by Sp00per February 20, 2018

assviolated 

To be fucked squarely in the anus hole.

Google execs should be assviolated.
Mark Zuckerberg is a douche who should be assviolated.

assviolated by twijx August 24, 2010

Assimilate 

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.

Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

assimilate 

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.

”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

assimilate by bananaquiet August 18, 2019