assturkey 

Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.

Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.

assturkey by expletive December 27, 2003

Assturkey 

noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.

Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!

Assturkey by SnglLifeSucks April 17, 2008

Jive ass Turkey 

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

Jive ass Turkey by Lit Up January 27, 2007

Jive ass turkey 

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

Jive ass turkey by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010

derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.

derf ass turkey by Stoph R. January 19, 2008

ass turkey 

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

ass turkey by elgostel December 23, 2009

jive ass turkey 

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

jive ass turkey by jerome March 10, 2003