Asspyn 

A slim thicc lil baddie who’s a real dank meme daddy and a total babe. Send her unwanted pics and she’ll expose you hella quick.

She puts the “Ass” in Asspyn

Asspyn by Yo dawg 23 September 1, 2019

smart-assyness  

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

smart-assyness by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

asspinion by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

asspwned 

A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.

Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.

asspwned by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

Assyndromaliptic Anassytus 

astounding ability to ingest food from the butt..

Warning: Assyndromaliptic Anassytus is limited but not preventable to those who take a high dosage of Imodium.

Assyndromaliptic Anassytus by PTR SCHOE April 23, 2009

Asspants 

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

Asspants by Autism Penis December 12, 2019