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An invader of a bovine anal cavity.
assmo by Tim Cordova February 10, 2004
n. A person who inserts foriegne objects into a cows anal cavity.

v. Using force to give a cow anal pleasure.
n. "You are such an assmo Eric"

v. "Did you try to assmo him John"
assmo by Scott Tyler February 12, 2004
someone who likes things insertded into there ractom or another name for deushbag, basically.
That guy is such an assmo
assmo by Derock May 29, 2004

Assmo Mignon 

When Cosmos and Filet Mignon leads to ass play!
My wife is cooking up some Assmo Mignon, yes!
Assmo Mignon by MikeA603 October 13, 2018

Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongolding

1) To use your clout for free shit

2) To bald
I just start Asmongolding until I could finally afford my classic mount

Shit man, once I turn 40 I'll start Asmongolding
Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020
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