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asslamp
asslamp by J of all trades May 25, 2016
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asslamp • ASSCLAMPING • asshamped • asshamper • asslammer • asslumption • The Butt-Ass Lamp • ass tampon • Ass Vampire • ass-camper
asslamp
asslamp by celebrauko October 24, 2008
ASSCLAMPING
ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING
WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT
ASSCLAMPING by ROACHES October 1, 2012
asshamper
your a walking asshamper
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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