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asskisser 

asskisser by fuck off May 24, 2003

trump asskisser 

A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.
Person 1: That guy really likes Donald Trump.
Person 2: Oh, he must be another Trump asskisser.
trump asskisser by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018

Jewy Asskisser 

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).
Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
Jewy Asskisser by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008

Ass kisser 

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser
Ass kisser by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

Ass Kisser 

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
cj bjass kisser kiss ass trouble maker troublemaker butt licker dick licker cum swallower sociopath liar stalker
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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