Emojidiot

A stupid name for a stupid person who copy and pastes stupid emojis on their phone instead of using the stupid emoji library.
Person 1: Why did it take you so long to send the stupid tongue emoji?

Person 2: I had to copy-paste it 😋

Person 1: You god damn Emojidiot.
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Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
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