airjaculation

The act of creating a letter "o" in one hand while vigorously jerking it, in and out, to mimic the execution of a person yanking their penis while watching stashes of pornographic images. ie. during masturbation.

This motion could also be used to make fun of people who seem to fail at life constantly.

Person 1: *does an act of airjaculation*

Person 2: ...........Um, Why the hell did you do that?

Person 1: Because you're gay. *shakes head with disappointment*

airjaculation by Paddy O' Al July 30, 2009

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Assjaculation

1. explosive diarrhea that shoots in spurts and closely resembles the male orgasm

Brad: dude where were you last night?
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch

Assjaculation by MasterOfDBL October 5, 2011

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airjaculation • Adjaculation • Assjaculation • Virjaculation

Virjaculation

When someone Ejaculates while they're a virgin.

"Hey i got turned down for losing my virginity so i just had to go for another Virjaculation."

Virjaculation by Rudicorn_Tribuscus February 5, 2012

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Adjaculation

Emission of adjectives from pens of copywriters.

Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.

Adjaculation by khyatijp December 17, 2021

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Adjaculation

A portmanteau of 'Adjective and Ejaculation'. This word means frequent emission or discharge of adjectives from the pens of advertising copywriters.

Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.

Adjaculation by khyatijp November 21, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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