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The act of creating a letter "o" in one hand while vigorously jerking it, in and out, to mimic the execution of a person yanking their penis while watching stashes of pornographic images. ie. during masturbation.

This motion could also be used to make fun of people who seem to fail at life constantly.

Person 1: *does an act of airjaculation*

Person 2: ...........Um, Why the hell did you do that?

Person 1: Because you're gay. *shakes head with disappointment*

airjaculation by Paddy O' Al July 30, 2009

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Assjaculation

1. explosive diarrhea that shoots in spurts and closely resembles the male orgasm

Brad: dude where were you last night?
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch

Assjaculation by MasterOfDBL October 5, 2011

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Virjaculation

When someone Ejaculates while they're a virgin.

"Hey i got turned down for losing my virginity so i just had to go for another Virjaculation."

Virjaculation by Rudicorn_Tribuscus February 5, 2012

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Adjaculation

Emission of adjectives from pens of copywriters.

Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.

Adjaculation by khyatijp December 17, 2021

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Adjaculation

A portmanteau of 'Adjective and Ejaculation'. This word means frequent emission or discharge of adjectives from the pens of advertising copywriters.

Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.

Adjaculation by khyatijp November 21, 2023

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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