Adjaculation 

Emission of adjectives from pens of copywriters.

Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.

Adjaculation by khyatijp December 17, 2021

Adjaculation 

A portmanteau of 'Adjective and Ejaculation'. This word means frequent emission or discharge of adjectives from the pens of advertising copywriters.

Piyush Pandey appreciates Prasoon Joshi's copywriting skills as the latter seems to enjoy effortless adjaculation on paper.

Adjaculation by khyatijp November 21, 2023

airjaculation 

The act of creating a letter "o" in one hand while vigorously jerking it, in and out, to mimic the execution of a person yanking their penis while watching stashes of pornographic images. ie. during masturbation.

This motion could also be used to make fun of people who seem to fail at life constantly.

Person 1: *does an act of airjaculation*

Person 2: ...........Um, Why the hell did you do that?

Person 1: Because you're gay. *shakes head with disappointment*

airjaculation by Paddy O' Al July 30, 2009

Assjaculation

1. explosive diarrhea that shoots in spurts and closely resembles the male orgasm

Brad: dude where were you last night?
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch

Assjaculation by MasterOfDBL October 5, 2011

Premature Attaculation 

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

Premature Attaculation by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

Premature Adapulation 

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction

Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation

Premature Adapulation by Slither Skins September 13, 2013