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Assvacuation

The act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting.
May leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated.
Man, after being stuck on I-285 for 2 hours, I barely made it home before having a total Assvacuation in my pants.
by DobberDoo April 14, 2011
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Assjaculation

1. explosive diarrhea that shoots in spurts and closely resembles the male orgasm
Brad: dude where were you last night?
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch
by MasterOfDBL October 5, 2011
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