ASSINOSIS
My wife has assinosis!
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Assinosis
The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep
Assinosis by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015
Reverse Assmosis
The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.
Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.
Reverse Assmosis by BDE84 July 20, 2018
Assinaise
Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise
Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009
Assmosis
Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013
Atrinosis
1. Atrinosis is derived from the latin word
"ater atra atrum : dark"
and the greek based word
"gnosis:Intuitive apprehension of spiritual truths, an esoteric form of knowledge sought by the Gnostics"
Defined as a negative or 'dark' state of enlightenment, where one's newly found higher knowledge is poisoned by darkness that corrupts it. Considered a disease to some, and a perfect way to view life to others.
2. An extreme Metal band from Canton, Ohio with melodic and progressive influences.
"ater atra atrum : dark"
and the greek based word
"gnosis:Intuitive apprehension of spiritual truths, an esoteric form of knowledge sought by the Gnostics"
Defined as a negative or 'dark' state of enlightenment, where one's newly found higher knowledge is poisoned by darkness that corrupts it. Considered a disease to some, and a perfect way to view life to others.
2. An extreme Metal band from Canton, Ohio with melodic and progressive influences.
Example 1: "Last night I reached a state of Atrinosis." "No shit dude, thats deep..kinda weird but still deep"
Example 2: "When is Atrinosis gonna release another song?" "No idea, they're lazy fucks"
Example 2: "When is Atrinosis gonna release another song?" "No idea, they're lazy fucks"
Atrinosis by Sobersomeofthenever April 25, 2011
assmosis
When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.
As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.
assmosis by hot biscuits January 2, 2015
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