asstifying

The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off

Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK
Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?
Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number
Man2: now that is asstifying

asstifying by LT2B HooAh May 15, 2009

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Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

Assifying by XpideR G August 5, 2009

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asstifying • Assifying • ANGSTIFYING

ANGSTIFYING

UNSETTLING...word invented by Rob Danaher from the band "Cynical Truth"

LYRICS from the song titled "Easy"...by Cynical Truth

Ever feel like life is holding you down?
You want to run but you just can't seem to move
Standing still while the earth spins around
It's paralyzing, it's ANGSTIFYING you

ANGSTIFYING by disneydad February 3, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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