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Massifying 

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.
"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"
Massifying by ministe2003 May 23, 2009
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Massifying 

To greatly increase an object's weight in one moment
Are we going to make that creature heavier by Massifying it?

Massifying Technology 

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.

egg magnifying glass 

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass

Assifying 

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.
Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.
Assifying by XpideR G August 5, 2009

MagnifyingOut007 

1. MagnifyingOut007 is a very epic magnifying glass

Mistifying 

To combine the elements of a misty surounding with the element of mystery. Often seen across landscapes at sunrise.
'The mistifying views of such natural beauty captures the hearts of many'
Mistifying by kj81 April 23, 2007