Massifying

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.

"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"

by ministe2003 May 23, 2009

Massifying

To greatly increase an object's weight in one moment

Are we going to make that creature heavier by Massifying it?

by AliseIborg Zhaoying April 26, 2017

Massifying Technology

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.

The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.

by SDevsare_Karbonn June 25, 2012

egg magnifying glass

When you magnify eggs to make the sex better

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass

by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021

Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

MagnifyingOut007

he's an epic sentient magnifying glass

1. MagnifyingOut007 is a very epic magnifying glass

by MagnifyingOut007 August 29, 2021

Mistifying

To combine the elements of a misty surounding with the element of mystery. Often seen across landscapes at sunrise.

'The mistifying views of such natural beauty captures the hearts of many'

by kj81 April 23, 2007