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assholieness

When someone is just a complete ass hole, to the point where they are considered to be of utter annoyance.

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How you might describe a high-horse, stuck up, fake, basic, or just plain rude person.
Person 1: Hey Fred, your a fucking weird ass ratchet bitch hoe.
Person 2:(To themself) Another day of this assholieness and Ill be choppin this mans ass in half...

Person 1:Move out the way!! Real nigga coming through!!!
Person 2:Yes your royal assholieness...
by BangCokKids May 15, 2014
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assholishness

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003
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assholeness

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
by hate you November 5, 2007
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assholiness

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010
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assholiness

The state or quality of being an asshole.
My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.
by Nick Wright August 12, 2006
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assholiness

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags
Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.
by J Snow February 5, 2010
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pope of assholiness

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.
Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010
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