an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word
that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive

that asshole just ate my lunch

you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??

stop hitting on my gf asshole

why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?

asshole

by micky d March 20, 2006
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The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara!! What an asshole.
by Bwillis August 6, 2007
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someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!
by Jenna Tools December 1, 2002
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1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole
by Jerrell butler February 17, 2009
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A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" cuz he "thinks" it SURELY could not apply to or negatively impact him because he's too much The S_ _ t!!!
The dude is such a ridiculously arrogant, overly-self-confident Asshole, that it's obvious he must be incredibly INSECURE -- or just plain CRAZY!
by Yo! April 18, 2004
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A person who is being a total dick and needs his ass kicked
Person: "Did you do that math homework"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
by WhiteOG March 15, 2006
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