1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"

2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"

3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
by SargeB October 5, 2009
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to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
by hate you October 19, 2007
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ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.
the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008
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Somebody who is rude and arrogant for absolutely no reason.

A sociopath who wasn’t raised properly
Person 1: *throws shoe at Mary*

Mary: WTF?!?! Asshole!
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A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.
Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.
by mjboogie November 21, 2006
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1. Person who will always be seen in a negative light,whether or not they are responsible for something that has gone wrong
She is 'the' asshole of her family,but she is really nice girl.I don't know why they dislike her so much
by refriedbiff August 17, 2009
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of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.
So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.
by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009
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