by david October 12, 2003
by thedude July 9, 2004
Someone who displays very rude, vulgar, inappropriate, distasteful behavior that causes a major inconvenience to those around them.
However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
Examples of assholic behavior, and why:
1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.
2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.
3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.
4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"
...dickhead.
1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.
2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.
3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.
4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"
...dickhead.
by well whatever August 25, 2008
1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.
Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.
by Ryan September 17, 2004
by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020
someone who thinks he's cool.. but really, really not, and goes around doing things JUST to piss people off.
by a girl February 23, 2005
The worst type of person. A person who is basically scared, small, unintelligent, unable to articulate a coherent thought, unable to write a coherence sentence. A person who is ignored in every conversation so shows up to public meetings with captive audiences where no one can shut him up and talk endlessly in a rural drawl that is fundamentally unintelligible. A person who has wasted his life by being bitter, hopeless, unloving, withholding, selfish, unskilled, mean, petty, and unfaithful. A person who advises a student council group and steals its money to give his son DJ equipment so that his son can use the equipment unethically for his own DJ business. A person who uses public money to purchase popcorn and cotton candy machines that he uses for his own profit. A person who has a duty to protect children as a teacher but instead chokes them into unconsciousness if they are Mexican. A person who thinks that, even with everything they have done in this life that is illegal, unethical, and wrong, thinks that his ‘one true religion’ allows him to escape the consequences of his actions and his personality. A person who hides behind anonymous gossip flyers distributed to employees in order to discredit employees of a school district, even if it hurts kids, to get what he wants politically. A person who hurts kids and embarrasses them in public meetings because he thinks it will get him what he wants. A person who is an asshole.
Vernon: I am going to choke the shit out of that student becuase he is a Mexican.
Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.
Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.
by Law on my side April 25, 2008