"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
by Anonymous December 5, 2002
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The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole
by ETYLF August 4, 2009
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(adjective) Term applied to a person’s behavior who is being a very unpleasant personality to everyone around them. Alcohol consumption or Xanax abuse frequently precipitates such unbecoming behavior but that is not a requirement, as some people can have a great deal of negative energy and possess a very rotten and undesirable personality and existence .
Langdon worked at the regional jail, but he really shouldn't have. Fuckin’ weirdo had some type of feces obsession, but that wasn't even why I call him assholic, no not at all. Moher fucker got off on taunting and fucking with the poor defenseless prisoners there sometimes his true bullshit assholic personality he wouldn't put away and would be on full display for Mom and Dad.....but I did catch him eating some shit out of one of his male coworker’s ass in his bedroom. He doesn't know it, but I told Mom about it.
by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2021
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An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.

There is nothing good about such a person.
Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
by Treat people with respect! August 31, 2011
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A genuine asshole are some of the worst people you can encounter. They make you recoil by how terrible they are. They are unfortunately in all walks of life.

Highest stage of being a dick

1. Jerk

2. Douche

3. Asshole

Different from a douche as assholes don't have the arrogance

A douche can be asshole however

A HUGE very contemptible jerk who does cruel, mean, and obnoxious things because: they like it, think its funny, are bored, or they like being that way. They get off on pissing other people off. Usually used towards males a female asshole is seen as a bitch.

A dude who you think alarm clock to get up in the morning needs to be getting punched in face about 50 times.

Signs of an asshole:


-obnoxious, spiteful, cruel


- talks shit about people

-could be racist

-selfish as FUCK, they don't consider anyone who doesn't benefit them

-heartless and cold
-loves to make fun of ANYONE, no matter who they are (autism, disabled, blind, kids etc.)


-can be physical or verbal
That asshole went by the kept making mocking noises and laughing at those mentally disabled kids. Someone needs to kick that guys ass.
by Eydropz May 11, 2022
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Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.
"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"
by xicana xingona June 1, 2007
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