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Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015
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Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert August 9, 2016
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asshole complex

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"
This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"
by Certified in life February 3, 2019
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Complete Asshole

A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.
Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.
by Legitarius December 26, 2009
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Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole
by rockin'blob November 17, 2014
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Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.
Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008
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