Assgravated

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Assgravated is a man's feeling when in the elongated absence of sex. This could result in anger, depression, repression of emotions, and explorations in hobbies.

Mark has been a real spaz lately ever since he broke up with Julie. He's really assgravated all of a sudden.

Assgravated by Yaboyjeremy May 18, 2020

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Aggravated Homicide

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.

I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.

Aggravated Homicide by gpruitt February 13, 2014

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Manly Aggravated

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.

Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.

Manly Aggravated by K Killa June 27, 2009

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aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.

Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

aggravated ignorance by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018

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aggravated stupidity

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."

Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.

aggravated stupidity by brilliantlawyer4u January 8, 2017

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Adgravated

It's what you start to feel when you just want to watch some videos on YouTube, but you keep getting constant interruptions from advertisements

Joe: You okay Lenny? You seem pissed
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!

Adgravated by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

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aggravated dragon

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.

Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)

aggravated dragon by Andy (G-Spot) May 2, 2005

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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