Assgravated 

Similar to dickpressed
Assgravated is a man's feeling when in the elongated absence of sex. This could result in anger, depression, repression of emotions, and explorations in hobbies.

Mark has been a real spaz lately ever since he broke up with Julie. He's really assgravated all of a sudden.

Assgravated by Yaboyjeremy May 18, 2020

Aggravated Homicide 

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.

I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.

Aggravated Homicide by gpruitt February 13, 2014

Manly Aggravated 

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.

Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.

Manly Aggravated by K Killa June 27, 2009

aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.

Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

aggravated ignorance by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018

aggravated stupidity 

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."

Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.

aggravated stupidity by brilliantlawyer4u January 8, 2017

Adgravated

It's what you start to feel when you just want to watch some videos on YouTube, but you keep getting constant interruptions from advertisements

Joe: You okay Lenny? You seem pissed
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!

Adgravated by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

aggravated dragon 

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.

Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)

aggravated dragon by Andy (G-Spot) May 2, 2005