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Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina
That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs
by M.C Rick March 11, 2018
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liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
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Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021
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liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.
Damn, that girl has some nice assets!
by Allie May 13, 2005
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