assc

Anti Social Social Club

Me:Aye did you get that assc sweater
Friend:What's assc

Me:It's the Anti Social Social Club

by PoppinB November 12, 2017

ASSC

Anti Sociale Sociale Club

It's a streetwear brand.

Omg, you just got that ASSC?

Yess, i sold my ASSC

by xStaff September 17, 2017

assclowned

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.

More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclusive

A girl who exlcusively receives via the brown door.

A:"That's Nancy Moye. I hear she only takes it up the butt."

B:"No way!"

A:"Yeah. I guess she's assclusive."

by PuppaGandthefuriousfive May 13, 2009

Asscrack of dawn

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.

John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.

by fluorescent April 17, 2009