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assclowned
Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
assclownish
Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Captain Assclown
A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka [Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
Captain Assclown by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
assclusive
A:"That's Nancy Moye. I hear she only takes it up the butt."
B:"No way!"
A:"Yeah. I guess she's assclusive."
B:"No way!"
A:"Yeah. I guess she's assclusive."
assclusive by PuppaGandthefuriousfive May 13, 2009
Asscrack of dawn
The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.
John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.
Asscrack of dawn by fluorescent April 17, 2009
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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