Assburgers Syndrome
Assburgers Syndrome by pyrosef October 8, 2008
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Assburgers syndrome
A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
Assburgers syndrome by keldard May 31, 2020
Assburgers syndrome
A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner
Assburgers syndrome by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016
Assburgers Syndrome
False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Assburgers Syndrome by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023
asspurgers syndrome
A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014
Assburger Syndrome
It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
Assburger Syndrome by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009
Ass-burgers Syndrome
This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."
Ass-burgers Syndrome by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011
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