Definitions by scutteryballbag

Sligorudder

The art of having a sneaky drunken wank while your mates are snoring their chops off where you dump a small bit of your jizz in the sock of the first person to fall asleep

No offense but if you fall asleep I'm gonna sligorudder your socks

Sligorudder by scutteryballbag February 20, 2026

Assburgers syndrome 

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

Assburgers syndrome by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016

ni-na 

small hobbit like creature with hairy feet. Likes to frequent pubs in mullingar and drink copious amounts of cider. also talks like a slightly retarded dwarf similar to gimli out of lord of the rings. Survives on a stable diet of toast aqnd nack boxes, also resembles jake tucker with an upside down head.

ni-na drank himself stupid and pissed in his nack box

ni-na by scutteryballbag September 25, 2010