assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.
by mochajoe June 01, 2005
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assburger

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011
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assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.
I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.
by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009
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assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings
Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!
by molecule March 08, 2004
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Assburgers

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
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A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
by Rainbringer June 05, 2006
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Assburgers

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.
by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018
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