assburger 

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

assburger by mochajoe June 6, 2005

Assburger 

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.

(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.

Assburger by carebear12345 September 19, 2009

assburger 

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.

Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.

assburger by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011

Assburger 

Singular of Assburgers; or Burger consisting of (typically) Ass, or ass-tasting ingredients such as fortnite virgin juice.

"Yo man this really is an assburger."

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

Assburger by KingArrowfan May 1, 2021

assburger 

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

assburger by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

Assburger 

A clinical asshole. Someone who thinks everything looks or sounds like shit. Who cares fuck you

Example of assburgers: Aka Sarah palin aka al gore. aka that racist white guy from Alabama

Assburger by Dontworryaboutitfucku October 6, 2011

Assburger 

Someone who is extremely antisocial.

Tim is such an assburger: He never says a word to anyone .

Assburger by Spencer C. May 24, 2005