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Assbusting 

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.
Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!
Assbusting by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010
Words you can keep

Asgusting 

How an uneducated, generally sub-par IQ person pronounces the word disgusting.
Those fried twinkies were asgusting!
Asgusting by B166ER June 18, 2011

assbuttnigger 

Someone perceived to as being an ass, butt, and nigger at the same time.
Due to his black ass, he is an assbuttnigger.
assbuttnigger by A woman's penis January 26, 2020

Assaulting the log 

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.
So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

Assboating 

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.
Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!
Assboating by hardymetal August 4, 2010

assfisting 

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."
assfisting by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

visually assaulting 

(1)Something or someone so unattractive, or unsightly that seeing it actually causes harm to the viewers sight.

(2)Visually overpowering in a positive or negative way.
(1) Her leggings worn as pants, caused her outfit to be visually assaulting.
visually assaulting by kyredhead October 4, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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