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noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

assassassin by Simon November 16, 2004

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assassassin

A homosexual male who inserts his fingers, penis, or other objects into the anus of another male for sexual pleasure.

Paul is an assassassin because he has anal sex with joe.
Paul is an assassassin because he is a homosexual.

assassassin by B. Alexanders October 8, 2005

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Assassassin

One who's employ or general chief objective is to put that ass to sleep.

Once a turd burgler now an Assassassin.

Assassassin by Vin Nguyen December 7, 2017

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autassassinophilia

Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by the risk of being killed. The fetish may overlap with some other fetishes that risk one's life, such as those involving drowning or choking.

1: Dude Sarah is such a freak in bed. She’s obsessed with autassassinophilia
2: what’s that?
1: she basically likes to be almost killed during sex.
2: oh. cool.

autassassinophilia by sexysec April 22, 2019

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ass assassin

one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim

Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.

ass assassin by atown86 December 25, 2007

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assasasin

Someone that goes around checking out asses and then pointing out the ones that need assassination, usually by rim job or by penis. Usually male looking at female butt also could be male looking at male.

Why does Pat drool at the same time he see your ass? Oh he's just training to be an assasasin!

assasasin by Rump raider July 9, 2022

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anassassin

Someone with cheap butt implants from Mexico and has a children while unmarried just to collect money from the state. Very unrefined and tacky with a massive fupa and way too many lip injections

That anassassin needs to get some class

anassassin by GlitterBritches November 7, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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