Assjacker Share definition Flag A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there. Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night. Assjacker by Anonymous July 3, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Assjacker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch