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Assjacker 

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.
Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
Assjacker by redisgood September 13, 2003

AssJacker 

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo
"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"
AssJacker by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

assjacker 

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)
“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “
assjacker by ok bolomer June 3, 2021

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing
bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!
assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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