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Assjacker 

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.
Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.
Assjacker by Anonymous July 3, 2003
Words you can keep

Assjacker 

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.
Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
Assjacker by redisgood September 13, 2003

AssJacker 

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo
"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"
AssJacker by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

assjacker 

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)
“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “
assjacker by ok bolomer June 3, 2021

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing
bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!
assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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