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ass whooped 

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.
ass whooped by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

Can of Ass Whoop 

I told that bitch that I was gonna pull out a can of ass whoop on him if he didnt shut up.

Ass Whoop 

Chyanne Said "People Be Ass Whoopin"
Ass Whoop by Soup$!_(_+_8'+!3 September 19, 2019

Ass-Whoop-Chos 

A nacho flavored ass kicking; The act of engaging in a serious ass kicking. Instead of the ass whooper simply opening up a can of whoop ass, the ass whoopee partakes in a full course meal of a nacho flavored ass kicking.
Guy: "Why you mad bro?"

Bro: "Because I got fired and my boss won't give me my last check. He's about to eat a plate of ass-whoop-chos!!!"
Ass-Whoop-Chos by Silvermold November 21, 2011

can of whoop-ass 

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.
can of whoop-ass by Blackmac November 24, 2003

whoop ass 

\`whoop 'ass\ n.

A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.
"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"

"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"
whoop ass by Comic Relief February 27, 2005
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