Ass assing 

Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery

To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”

Ass assing by JDocWebb December 1, 2021

Ass Assinator 

A fag (homo)who wants to look at another guys ass and probably has thoughts of getting in that ass and destroying it

That fag over there is an ass assinator and he's checking you out.

Ass Assinator by I throw craze October 2, 2003

Ass-assination 

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

Ass-assination by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

Ass-assinate 

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

Ass-assinate by asstastic August 22, 2012

ass-assin 

the act of puting your ass inside of someone's else's ass
this can also be acheved via puting you butt or ass in some ones crack
this act is to be done with the opiset gender but if you do it with the homies remember to say "no homo" so you are not gay

if you do it so only your cracks touch its called a "ass-assin cread"

guy 1: dude me and girl 2 did some ass-assin cread!
guy 2: oh i did that with your mom's face yeesterday.

ass-assin by the_dragon_king March 5, 2020

Ass-Assination 

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

Ass-Assination by Lipanda March 17, 2018

Fractional Ass-ing 

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.

Fractional Ass-ing by Wags86 May 15, 2022