4 definitions by Wags86

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.
I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.
by Wags86 May 15, 2022
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Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.
John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast
by Wags86 January 18, 2022
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To be unsuspectedly overwhelmed with a plethora of information
I thought I knew a lot about history, and here he comes with a complete chronology of the Fall of the Roman Empire. I totally got Wagged
by Wags86 January 28, 2022
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A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing
In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday
by Wags86 January 17, 2022
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