Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

bare ass wedge

to earn own or get a serious amount of money

the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it

by paul monks February 7, 2008

Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

by Aferly April 5, 2023

wedge ass

someone who has 'something' wedged up their ass. and by 'something,' you know what i mean

players in the locker room: "Man, why is coach such a wedge ass?"

by SkipDawg November 29, 2016

Ass Wednesday

When your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her ass giving her the old shocker until you blow your load. When she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a shit stained cross on her forehead.

Bless you my child for you are the perfect women. I bless thee with the ass wednesday for all your hard work and undying devotion to the cause of me getting off. Where the ass wednesday as a sign that you are my and no other dick shall come close to your ass.

by Big Pimpin / Sick Rick January 16, 2004

Ass Wednesday

On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out,
spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead
in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.
Bless you my child.

This is self explanitory.

by Dro November 18, 2004

Ass Wednesday

When Valentines Day happens to fall on a Wednesday and you are single and looking. Not to be confused with Ash Wednesday.

There’s gonna be a lot of single ass out tonight. It’s gonna be a great Ass Wednesday!

by TheRedneckGumshoe February 15, 2018