Ass Twat

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Ass Twat

Someone who is a stupid asshole and a bit of a twat at the same time

"You cut your Finger with that knife you Ass Twat"

Ass Twat by Nosheen Richardson March 10, 2007

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Ass Twat

When the vagina and ass are connected by on single crack that runs completely between the legs. Also the name that people call each other when regular cuss words just arent enough.

Mark has an Ass Twat. Mark your a stupid Ass Twat!

Ass Twat by j3tzfan November 3, 2012

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Related Words

asstwat • twatty ass • Asstwatfull • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water • ass blaster

twatty ass

when someone is being annoying, rude and bitchy they are being a twatty ass

stop being a twatty ass

twatty ass by idjfjfn May 4, 2019

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AssTwat

An annoying or uncultured mod who can take a dick but not a joke.

@Mike is an AssTwat

AssTwat by CoilerSlayer January 2, 2019

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asstwat

Someone who has an ass shaped bolbus boldge that hangs in front of where their crotch should be.

Come on, that woman in the store last night had a huge asstwat.

Bro did you see that bitch i dare you to grab her asstwat.

asstwat by Alexandria & Raine thomassson December 2, 2011

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Asstwat

To spout off profanaties in public or in private while being in a drunken rage....

Colleen Stop Being Sutch An Asstwat...

Asstwat by ARNO33 December 9, 2008

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asstwat

yer mum

asstwat by Tom (I\\\'m such a little trooper.) July 25, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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