AssTwat
@Mike is an AssTwat
AssTwat by CoilerSlayer January 2, 2019
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asstwat
Come on, that woman in the store last night had a huge asstwat.
Bro did you see that bitch i dare you to grab her asstwat.
Bro did you see that bitch i dare you to grab her asstwat.
asstwat by Alexandria & Raine thomassson December 2, 2011
Related Words
asstwat • Asstwatfull • asstatoe • Aestwatic • Asstatastic • Asstatistic • asstato • Assthathicc • asstrate • Asstration
Asstat
A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015
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