AssTwat 

An annoying or uncultured mod who can take a dick but not a joke.

@Mike is an AssTwat

AssTwat by CoilerSlayer January 2, 2019

asstwat 

Someone who has an ass shaped bolbus boldge that hangs in front of where their crotch should be.

Come on, that woman in the store last night had a huge asstwat.

Bro did you see that bitch i dare you to grab her asstwat.

asstwat by Alexandria & Raine thomassson December 2, 2011

Asstwat 

To spout off profanaties in public or in private while being in a drunken rage....

Colleen Stop Being Sutch An Asstwat...

Asstwat by ARNO33 December 9, 2008

asstwat 

yer mum

asstwat by Tom (I\\\'m such a little trooper.) July 25, 2003

Asstwat 

A word used frequently by a young man from burnage who hosts many house parties. The word is used to refer to an ashtray. A recepticle for filthy ash which is to be disposed of by the smoker(s).

"Yo lad, pass me the asstwat."

"Give that lad the asstwat."

"Where is my asstwat! Bla Hal!"

Asstwat by Shaketh December 25, 2005

Asstat 

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003