Ass Troll

A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.
"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."

"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"
by Don't really know February 04, 2006
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Ass Troll

what you see when you are having sex with a really hairy girl and you are about to do it doggie style
by dirtyreddbone February 05, 2006
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Colossal ass trolling

Trolling done on an enormous scale. Usually requires a lot of thought and preparation put into it. Shows human potential at its brightest. While being considered irrational in modern society, colossal ass trolling keeps attracting people all over the planet, for it brings unparalleled satisfaction.
One guy: Hey, did you hear someone replaced "Lenin" with "Putin Huylo!" on the Mausoleum in Moscow?
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!
by croc541 September 23, 2014
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Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot
God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain
by Lord Plankus June 01, 2016
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