Ass Strips 

A form of kink in which a woman tortures a "usually slim thick" man on his rear end till the juicy ham that is his ass is exposed in strips. Then salt is rubbed into the skin in a rude chronic dose till the man can't take anymore.

"Did you hear Jim got Ass Strips last night"

Ass Strips by jes bru September 19, 2017

good ass muh-luckin chicken strips 

a phrase used by black people when theyre giddy about eating chicken strips

see: nigger

sheeeit nigga imma go to macdonalds and get them good ass muh-luckin chicken strips

good ass muh-luckin chicken strips by vince guerva February 18, 2014

Running around like a striped ass ape 

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

Running around like a striped ass ape by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009

striped ass whistler

noun. a person from iowa who always wears bib overalls which are adorned with stripes and whistle previous to saying "too much" referring to the price of something which they always think is too expensive.

"That striped ass whistler is complaining about the cost of the buffet".

striped ass whistler by rockchuckersd January 1, 2012

stripper ass 

While doing various overhead workouts, you must stick your ass out in an exaggerated matter. Often, you imagine an imaginary pole behind you - and you must get your butt to reach that pole.

"While doing overhead squats, coach kept yelling at me to stick out my stripper ass.."

stripper ass by Bands Can Make Her Dance October 12, 2012

runnin like a striped ass ape 

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

runnin like a striped ass ape by snj8594 April 24, 2010

stripper ass 

it is a condition occurring when a stripper has been working a long shift and perhaps did not totally 'clean up' after a bathroom break. some feces particles remain 'caked' around the anus of the stripper and become cast off or shed when certain maneuvers are performed to extract a folded up $1 from a lucky patron's mouth while lying on stage.

(patron gets off stage)Friend: Damn, you been eating a fudgesicle?

Patron: Nah, i guess she had stripper ass.

stripper ass by CakeMaster August 26, 2012