A form of kink in which a woman tortures a "usually slim thick" man on his rear end till the juicy ham that is his ass is exposed in strips. Then salt is rubbed into the skin in a rude chronic dose till the man can't take anymore.
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Get the good ass muh-luckin chicken strips mug.I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009
Get the Running around like a striped ass ape mug.noun. a person from iowa who always wears bib overalls which are adorned with stripes and whistle previous to saying "too much" referring to the price of something which they always think is too expensive.
by rockchuckersd January 1, 2012
Get the striped ass whistler mug.While doing various overhead workouts, you must stick your ass out in an exaggerated matter. Often, you imagine an imaginary pole behind you - and you must get your butt to reach that pole.
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Get the stripper ass mug.when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.
by snj8594 April 24, 2010
Get the runnin like a striped ass ape mug.it is a condition occurring when a stripper has been working a long shift and perhaps did not totally 'clean up' after a bathroom break. some feces particles remain 'caked' around the anus of the stripper and become cast off or shed when certain maneuvers are performed to extract a folded up $1 from a lucky patron's mouth while lying on stage.
(patron gets off stage)Friend: Damn, you been eating a fudgesicle?
Patron: Nah, i guess she had stripper ass.
Patron: Nah, i guess she had stripper ass.
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