Ass Sniff

When someone sniffs their ass by using their finger.

"Dude, what the fuck did you just Ass sniffed?"

"N-no.."

by LolCats_ June 17, 2016

Ass sniff-itis

The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.

Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.

by J.Christo March 2, 2010

Sniff ass

Someone who farts under the covers, and they stick their head under to smell their own ass.

You must be really cold. Either that or you farted, you sniff ass!

by Lakitaari August 31, 2019

sniff your ass

To give you a tryout or try to figure out what it's all about. A more civilized form of what a dog does when it...uh...sniffs your ass.

Bill: "Ooh...looks like Peter messed up on his TPS reports again. We may need to fire him."
Bob: "Peter's a bright kid, I like his style. Let's send him out to the Boston office and let those guys sniff his ass for a couple of weeks. If they don't like what they see, then we'll can the bastard."

Stan: "Peter, why don't you come out to Boston and let us sniff your ass for a little bit? Not trying to scare you, but Bill would like us to evaluate your performance."
Peter: "Man, you guys are such a bunch of brown-nosers."

by Nicholas D November 28, 2007

Sniff your ass

When something is smelly but you don't know where is it coming from.

Hey man can I sniff your ass?

by Goro_NotGandi December 8, 2018

sniff my ass

It's self explanatory.

"Sniff my ass bitch"

by I Liek Cats October 27, 2017

ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.

Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.

by VPG001 June 5, 2018