Ass Sandwhich

Another name for a shit sandwhich

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Ass Cream Sandwhich

When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.

Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!

by Nuttcasepdx January 2, 2010

ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Nigga Ass Sandwitch Ass

When your homie puts your Subway Footlong into his buttewy boyhowe and then feeds it to you by tricking you into thinking it's still good. You are a troglodyte and don't realize it was just up his buttewy boyhowe

John: Brooooooooo, this sandwitch is for youuuu
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.

How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?

by Ramen Queen June 2, 2017

ass sandwich

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

ass sandwich

Your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two asses

"So here I am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their ass sandwich."

by asswip'e September 24, 2007